Alex wrote this piece of art which U just HAVE to read! It is hilarious!!
Here it is:
It’s not always easy to be a Rock star...
...what am I talking about? Well let me explain this past weekend to you.
This
Friday we got notified by our management that we have an offer in
England that needs our immediate attention. One of our new songs from
the coming album has to be completed in warp speed. Most of the song
are done but drums are missing, so this landed on my shoulders;) in
addition we had an offer here in Sweden that also requires our
immediate attention as a band. A new song is needed - now! Thank God
they wanted the same song... or at least a lot of noise from our end
made sure it eventually was supposed to be the same - we are fucking
rock-stars and this is how we want it. Amen!
Now let me tell
you how it is to be the banging driving force behind vocal
extraordinary - Lizette....
LOOOOOOONG time no update and no word, well - here comes some GREAT news!
Sofia and Glen got married! U know Sofia, my dear friend who takes all of the cool pictures of me and Glen - the awesome dude who has made orchestral arrangements on several songs of mine (U have heard 1... hehehehe). The remix I made of Evil a while back.
Guess who made the wedding waltz?? Urs truly. :-D Sofia and I were talking and I made a hilarious joke "We should make Evil into a waltz and then U and Glen dance to it. hahahaha... ha...ha..." Sofia just stared at me and went "I want to do that!" I said -"are U fucking kidding me??!! the old people will die out of fright!!" Sofia went "COOL!" .... well... not really, but she REALLY wanted this. Evil turned out to be a no no. So I wrote a new song for them.
Ok - U might not be aware of what has happened - since I was setting up a new myspace account in a bit of a panic... so I didn't have time to tell U the news as they happened, so here U have the story.
Yesterday (April 1) I went into my myspace account to check for messages - and I find to my horror that the page has been "deleted". I now panic - we were #1 on the alternative list and on the rock list, 500 plays a day, 67.000 friends, over 200.000 plays... I PANIC!! I went to work IMMEDIATLEY on setting up a new profile. Meanwhile my manager contacts them to find out WTF is going on.
Today the page has been "deleted" ALL day long. 1 hour ago, all of a sudden, the page works again and my manager has gotten a reply from myspace. This is their reason for deleting:
"You were removed for offensive videos. You have to be aware that posting offensive video are against TOS, and you will not be reinstated a second time if this issue comes up again."
LIZETTE & is "OFFENSIVE"!!!!!! How cool is that??!!! Why? WORST FUCK is why!!!
The video has done it again! hhmmmmm.... lets see now... no nipples, no vaginas... a little cleavage... could it be the language, the fact that I say "fuck".... don't think so. So - they find it offensive that a girl is looking bored while she is moving backwards and forwards.
So - do U want to check out this "offensive" video? Here it is - only on Lizette & - I give U "WORST FUCK" The most "offensive" video of the year! Spread the word!